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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
*'''MEDBAY FUNGAL TÜBERKÜLOZ KURBANLARIYLA DOLUYKEN CMO'NUN OFİSİNDE BIOSUITI İLE  KEYİF ÇATMASI ÇOK MU ZORUNA GİDİYOR?'''
*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING BECAUSE SOME SPOILED BRAT MINER WANTS IT?
*'''ARAŞTIRMA PUANI BEKLERKEN SIRF UCUBE BİR MADENCİ ADVANCED MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMASI İSTEDİ DİYE PUANLAR HARCANIRKEN BAKAKALMAK ÇOK MU KOYUYOR?'''
*WELL, YOU CAN BEAT PEOPLE ON THEIR HEAD (NOT THAT IT'LL DO MUCH WITH ALL THAT WATER INSIDE) WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.
*'''O ZAMAN KAFALARINA BİR TANE GEÇİR! (BEYİNLERİNİN İÇİ SU DOLU OLDUĞUNDAN MUHTEMELEN PEK BİR İŞE YARAMAYACAK.)'''


=MEDICAL=
=MEDIKAL=
==[[Chief Medical Officer|CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER]]==
==[[Chief Medical Officer|CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER]]==
*SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
*MEDBAY KAPILARININ HEPSİNİ EMERGENCY'E AL.
*SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
*MEDBAY LOBİSİNE DEFİBRİLATÖR KUR.
*I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)
*NE BİLEYİM BİŞEYLER YAP İŞTE. (GENELDE TÜBERKÜLOZ İLACI)
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS
*DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
*'''AKIL SAĞLIĞINI KAYBETMEMEYE ÇALIŞ.'''


==[[Medical Doctor|MEDICAL DOCTOR]]/[[Virologist|VIROLOGIST]]/[[Chemist|CHEMIST]]==
==[[Medical Doctor|MEDICAL DOCTOR]]/[[Virologist|VIROLOGIST]]/[[Chemist|CHEMIST]]==
YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT.
TÜBERKÜLOZLA UĞRAŞ. <u>'''BU KADAR BASİT.'''</u>
ITS FUCKING EASY.


*STEP 1 GO INTO MEDBAY AND BUY SPACEACILLIN. IT'S RIGHT THERE
*ADIM 1: MEDBAYDEN SPACEACİLİN AL.
*STEP 2 CRACK OPEN A COLD BLUE MEDKIT WITH THE BOYS AND GRAB THE COVERMOL
*ADIM 2: KOYU MAVİ RENKLİ OLAN MEDKİT VAR YA? ONU AÇIP ''CONVERMOL'' ALCAN.
*STEP 3 DUMP THE FLUID INTO A BEAKER
*ADIM 3: SIVIYI BEHERE DOLDUR.
*STEP 4 FORCE THAT DOWN THEIR THROATS
*ADIM 4: ZORLA HERKESE İÇİR.
*STEP 10 (OPTIONAL): WHEN YOU FINALLY CURE SOMEONE, TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND TAKE IT TO VIROLOGY. MAKE IT INTO A CURE. WOW, LOOK AT THAT, INFINITE CURES!
*ADIM 10: (OPSİYONEL): SONUNDA BİRİNİ İYİLEŞTİRMEYİ BECERDİN Mİ? KANINI AL VE VİROLOJİYE GÖTÜR. VAY BE SONSUZ İLA- '''KAPA ÇENENİ İLAÇLARI YERE KOYMA KİRLENİYOLAR SONRA HASTA OLUYONUZ.'''
*<s>ADIM 839754: Ǎ̴̛̖͕̹͚̳͒̉̀͋K̵͇͘͝I̴̟͕̬̫̒̍͝͝Ḻ̴͖̥̏̃̉̆͜ ̶̙̓͗̔͆S̶̡̧̡͇̣̲͗̑͋̽̀͘A̸̟̫͎͝Ğ̶̳̲̘̤͑L̴͉̫̘̫̫͚̋Į̷͚̦͙̞̮͂̎Ğ̶͈̩̯̒̄̚Ỉ̶̡̱̭̳̂Ņ̶̳͇̊̈̅I̴̻̐̾̊̓̈́̀ ̷̧̳̳̏K̴̨͚̀͋͐̾Ȁ̸̡̬͇̇̊̊Y̸̢͔̬̹̣̲̑́̓̌͝B̶̻͊̌͊͒̓͠È̷̛̩͔͌T̶̘̘͂͒̈́̈́͌.</s>


===VIROLOGIST===
===VIROLOGIST===
*OH DAWWW YOU MADE A HEALING VIRUS
*AWW IYILESTIRME VİRÜSÜ MÜ YAPTIN ÇOK İYİSİN
*OH FUCK FUNGAL TB JUST OVERPOWERED IT AND KICKED ITS ASS
*'''HAY AMK!!''' TÜBERKÜLOZ DAHA GÜÇLÜYMÜŞ!
*MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
*HİKAYENİN ÖZETİ: SENİN O BOKTAN "İYİ VİRÜSLERİN" TÜBERKÜLOZ KARŞISINDA HİÇ BİR ŞEYE YARAMIYOR.
*DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES
*İYİ VİRÜS YAPMAKLA ZAMANINI HARCAMA.
*ACTUALLY FUNGAL TB IS RARER THAN WHITE DOG TURDS NOWADAYS
*AYRICA GİDİP KÖTÜ VİRÜS YAPIP SENDİKACILARA BASMAYA KALKMA. MODSUİTLERİ VAR SENİ BEYİN HASARLI PRİMAT.
*JUST DON'T FUCKING MAKE REGEN COMA, IT WILL PROBABLY FUCK OVER THE DISK HOLDER
*DON'T TRY TO INFECT THE OPS WITH "SPACE AIDS", THEY HAVE MODSUITS YOU BRAIN DAMAGED PRIMATE
 
===TIPS===
*THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
*THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
*THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 120u OF SPACEALLIN
*JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
*YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO <s>SLEEPERS</s> (NOPE, NO FUN ALLOWED)
*VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND '''THEN''' TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
*GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
*HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE MODSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A MODSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH


==[[Geneticist|GENETICIST]]==
==[[Geneticist|GENETICIST]]==
*HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
*HULK Bİ BOKA YARAMAZ ÇÜNKÜ ONLARDA BALİSTİK SİLAH VAR.
*ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
*'''AYRICA HULKLAR SİLAH KULLANAMIYOR, ENGELLİ GİBİ GEZERSİN ARTIK.'''
*NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
*TELEKİNEZİ ALIP SAKSILARLA NUKEOP DÖVEBİLİRSİN BELKİ..
*TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
*CHAMELEON ALIP SAKLANABİLİRSİN.
*COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A MODSUIT
*BELKİ DE DWARF OLUP SENDİKACILARI BARDA İÇMEKLE OYALAYABİLİRSİN?
*TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
*CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN NOT DIE TO THE MURDERBONE
*DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
*HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT


=SCIENCE=
=SCIENCE=
==[[Research Director|RESEARCH DIRECTOR]]==
==[[Research Director|RESEARCH DIRECTOR]]==
*SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
*AI'I AI SATTAN ALIP GÜVENLİ BİR YERE GÖTÜR.
*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
*ARAŞTIRMA İSTEYEN MİNERLARA SÖV.
*DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
*DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
*MAXCAP VE SİNGLECAP SPEEDRUN YAP.
*BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS


==[[Scientist|SCIENTIST]]==
==[[Scientist|SCIENTIST]]==
*DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU BRAINLET
*MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMALARINI YAPMA.
*I SAID DON'T
*'''YAPMA.'''
*BAD DOGGIE


===WHAT YOU RESEARCH===
===ARAŞTIRMAN GEREKEN ŞEYLER===
*STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
*STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
*STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
*STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
*STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 4: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET ELECTRIC WEAPONS
*STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 5: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 5: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
*STEP 6: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET MEDICAL WEAPONS
*STEP 6: RASTGELE BISEYLERE BAS (MİNİNG HARİÇ ÇÜNKÜ MADENCİLERİ SİKEYİM!! )
*STEP 7: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
*MEDICAL WEAPONRY ARAŞTIRMASIYLA PIERCING SYRINGE YAPABİLİRSİN, MODSUIT'İ DELEBİLİYOR, 15U LEXORIN BİR DAKİKADA NUKEOP ÖLDÜRÜR.
*STEP 8: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)
 
*ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE SYNDIE BORGS WHICH ARE EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS
*MEDICAL WEAPONRY MEANS THAT YOU CAN PRINT OUT PIERCING SYRINGES, WHICH PENETRATE THROUGH NUKE OP MODSUITS, AND 15U OF LEXORIN DOWNS AN OP FOR LIKE A FULL MINUTE


===WHAT THE FUCK ELSE===
===BAŞKA NE SİKİM VARSA!===
*XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
*XENOBİO OLMAZ.
*ORDNANCE GOES BOOM BOOM. BLOW UP SHIP AND HAVE NEURON ACTIVATION
*'''ORDNANCE MY BELOVED!!'''
*IF YOU DO CIRCUITS I WILL PILEDRIVE YOU INTO THE FLOOR
*CIRCUITS YAPARSAN KAFANI ŞİŞLERİM.
*DON'T YOU DARE DO CIRCUITS
*DO EXPERIMENTS YOU BRAINLET, POINTS ARE POINTS


==[[Roboticist|ROBOTICIST]]==
==[[Roboticist|ROBOTICIST]]==
*MAKE BORGS
*BORG YAP.
*MAKE BORGS
*BORG YAP.
*IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A <s>FIREFIGHTER</s> RIPLEY AND MK II KIT (DONT BUILD A STOCK RIPLEY BECAUSE SOME SYNDIE MECHS USE FLAME WEAPONS)
*BORG YAP.
*STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
*MECH YAP.
*PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
*MECH YAP.
*DRILL THEIR ASSES
*WIN


=CARGO=
=CARGO=
==[[Quartermaster|QUARTERMASTER]]/[[Cargo Technician|CARGO TECHNICIAN]]==
==[[Quartermaster|QUARTERMASTER]]/[[Cargo Technician|CARGO TECHNICIAN]]==
*MOVE FREIGHT
*BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL.
*MOVE CRATES
*PLAZMALARI SAT DAHA FAZLA BALİSTİK AL LAZER ALMA SAKIN!
*MOVE FREIGHT
*EAT CITRUS
*BUY GUNS
*DISTRIBUTE GUNS
*SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
*ORDER MORE GUNS
*DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS


==QUARTERMASTER==
==QUARTERMASTER==
*SET ALL OF CARGO TO EMERGENCY ACCESS SO THE GREYTIDE CAN GET THOSE SWEET ASS GUNS
*KARGOYU HERKESE AÇIK YAP HERKES SİLAH ALSIN!
*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
*BÜTÇENİ HARCA
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGER AND MAKE FREE ORDERS


==[[Shaft Miner|SHAFT MINER]]==
==[[Shaft Miner|SHAFT MINER]]==
*MINE ORE
*PLAZMA KAZ.
*MINE PLASMA
*EVA SUİTLE PKA DAMAGE MODULUYLE DISARI CIKIP SENDİKACILARI ÖLDÜR.
*MAYBE KILL AN ASH DRAKE THAT WOULD BE SWEET AS SHIT
*DON'T DIE
*DON'T BITCH AT SCIENCE TO RESEARCH MINING TECH
*DON'T BITCH AT CARGO FOR SHIPPING YOUR ORE TO CENTCOMM
*ACTUALLY BE ON THE STATION AT THE 20 MINUTE MARK
*BUY A MINING MODSUIT AND AS MANY KA RANGE UPGRADES AS YOU CAN
*GO INTO SPACE
*SHIT ON THE SYNDIES WITH YOUR 40 DAMAGE INFINITE AMMO GUN
*LOLOLOL


=ENGINEERING=
=ENGINEERING=
==[[Chief Engineer|CHIEF ENGINEER]]==
==[[Chief Engineer|CHIEF ENGINEER]]==
*SET ALL OF ENGINEERING TO EMERGENCY ACCESS FOR EMITTER MEMES
*AI TAŞINMADIYSA TAŞI.
*OPEN SECURE STORAGE
*DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.
*TOW THE AI OUT OF ITS SATELLITE IF NO ONE ELSE IS WILLING TO
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS


==[[Engineer|ENGINEER]]==
==[[Engineer|ENGINEER]]==
*SET UP THE SUPERMATTER
*DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.
*SET UP THE SOLARS
*GO TOW SOME EMERGENCY BREACH SHIELDING GENERATOR THINGIES TO THE SUPERMATTER COOLING LOOP SO SYNDIES CAN'T SABOTAGE IT AS EASILY
*MAKE STUNPRODS BECAUSE YOUR ENGI-VEND HAS 10 FUCKING HIGH CAPACITY POWER CELLS
*WAIT FOR THE SUPERMATTER TO BE INEVITABLY BLOWN UP
*DON'T RCD SOME SHITTY ASS DEFENSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY
*THESE DEFENSES LITERALLY SHATTER IN 2 HITS FROM A L6


==[[Atmospheric Technician|ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN]]==
==[[Atmospheric Technician|ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN]]==
*SET UP ATMOS
*ATMOSU KUR.
*MAYBE HELP MAKE A MAXCAP
*MAXCAP YAP!
*DIE WHEN OPS BREAK IN THROUGH ATMOS WHILE YOU MAKE POOPFARTIUM-132
*GAMERGAS YAPARKEN NUKEOPLARA ÖL.
*MAYBE MAKE HEALIUM OR NITRIUM STUFF THAT GOES HARD


=SECURITY=
=SECURITY=
==WHAT YOU SHOULD DO==
==WHAT YOU SHOULD DO==
*KILL KILL KILL KILL
*ÖLDÜR
*OH GOD THAT OP HAS A DSWORD
*ÖLDÜR
*OH GOD THEY DEFLECTED MY BATON
*ÖLDÜR
*DIE
*ÖL


==[[Head of Security|HEAD OF SECURITY]]==
==[[Head of Security|HEAD OF SECURITY]]==
*GRAB YOUR SHIT
*ARMORY'İ AÇ.
*OPEN ARMORY
*KAPTANI KORU.
*REMEMBER THAT YOUR OFFICERS GET PRIORITY ON WEAPONS AND GEAR OVER THE GREYTIDE
*ÖLDÜR
*DISTRIBUTE THE LEFTOVERS TO THE GREYTIDE
*TRY TO FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
*CONTRACT TB
*WATCH MEDBAY WALK OVER YOUR GASPING COMATOSE BODY
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS


==[[Warden|WARDEN]]==
==[[Warden|WARDEN]]==
*OPEN ARMORY
*ARMORY'İ AÇ.
*SET ALL OF BRIG TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
*BRİG'İ AÇ.
*YOU AND THE SECURITY OFFICERS GET DIBS ON GEAR
*PREPARE FOR WHEN BRIG GETS SYNDIE BOMBED
*ASK FOR THE PINPOINTER FROM THE CAPTAIN
*OH WHATS THAT? A SYNDIE BOMB CONVENIENTLY PARKED OUTSIDE THE ARMORY? OH JOY!


==[[Security Officer|SECURITY OFFICER]]==
==[[Security Officer|SECURITY OFFICER]]==
*ARM UP
*BULLETPROOF GİY.
*ARM UP
*BALİSTİK SİLAHINI AL
*THROW AWAY YOUR ARMOR VEST AND GRAB SOME BULLETPROOF ARMOR, SYNDIES DON'T USE LASERS FOR SOME REASON
*VALİDHUNT YAP.
*RUN AROUND
*HARMBATON THE CLOWN
*VALID HUNT


=COMMAND=
=COMMAND=

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Şablon:Box

  • MEDBAY FUNGAL TÜBERKÜLOZ KURBANLARIYLA DOLUYKEN CMO'NUN OFİSİNDE BIOSUITI İLE KEYİF ÇATMASI ÇOK MU ZORUNA GİDİYOR?
  • ARAŞTIRMA PUANI BEKLERKEN SIRF UCUBE BİR MADENCİ ADVANCED MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMASI İSTEDİ DİYE PUANLAR HARCANIRKEN BAKAKALMAK ÇOK MU KOYUYOR?
  • O ZAMAN KAFALARINA BİR TANE GEÇİR! (BEYİNLERİNİN İÇİ SU DOLU OLDUĞUNDAN MUHTEMELEN PEK BİR İŞE YARAMAYACAK.)

MEDIKAL

CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER

  • MEDBAY KAPILARININ HEPSİNİ EMERGENCY'E AL.
  • MEDBAY LOBİSİNE DEFİBRİLATÖR KUR.
  • NE BİLEYİM BİŞEYLER YAP İŞTE. (GENELDE TÜBERKÜLOZ İLACI)
  • DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
  • AKIL SAĞLIĞINI KAYBETMEMEYE ÇALIŞ.

MEDICAL DOCTOR/VIROLOGIST/CHEMIST

TÜBERKÜLOZLA UĞRAŞ. BU KADAR BASİT.

  • ADIM 1: MEDBAYDEN SPACEACİLİN AL.
  • ADIM 2: KOYU MAVİ RENKLİ OLAN MEDKİT VAR YA? ONU AÇIP CONVERMOL ALCAN.
  • ADIM 3: SIVIYI BEHERE DOLDUR.
  • ADIM 4: ZORLA HERKESE İÇİR.
  • ADIM 10: (OPSİYONEL): SONUNDA BİRİNİ İYİLEŞTİRMEYİ BECERDİN Mİ? KANINI AL VE VİROLOJİYE GÖTÜR. VAY BE SONSUZ İLA- KAPA ÇENENİ İLAÇLARI YERE KOYMA KİRLENİYOLAR SONRA HASTA OLUYONUZ.
  • ADIM 839754: Ǎ̴̛̖͕̹͚̳͒̉̀͋K̵͇͘͝I̴̟͕̬̫̒̍͝͝Ḻ̴͖̥̏̃̉̆͜ ̶̙̓͗̔͆S̶̡̧̡͇̣̲͗̑͋̽̀͘A̸̟̫͎͝Ğ̶̳̲̘̤͑L̴͉̫̘̫̫͚̋Į̷͚̦͙̞̮͂̎Ğ̶͈̩̯̒̄̚Ỉ̶̡̱̭̳̂Ņ̶̳͇̊̈̅I̴̻̐̾̊̓̈́̀ ̷̧̳̳̏K̴̨͚̀͋͐̾Ȁ̸̡̬͇̇̊̊Y̸̢͔̬̹̣̲̑́̓̌͝B̶̻͊̌͊͒̓͠È̷̛̩͔͌T̶̘̘͂͒̈́̈́͌.

VIROLOGIST

  • AWW IYILESTIRME VİRÜSÜ MÜ YAPTIN ÇOK İYİSİN
  • HAY AMK!! TÜBERKÜLOZ DAHA GÜÇLÜYMÜŞ!
  • HİKAYENİN ÖZETİ: SENİN O BOKTAN "İYİ VİRÜSLERİN" TÜBERKÜLOZ KARŞISINDA HİÇ BİR ŞEYE YARAMIYOR.
  • İYİ VİRÜS YAPMAKLA ZAMANINI HARCAMA.
  • AYRICA GİDİP KÖTÜ VİRÜS YAPIP SENDİKACILARA BASMAYA KALKMA. MODSUİTLERİ VAR SENİ BEYİN HASARLI PRİMAT.

GENETICIST

  • HULK Bİ BOKA YARAMAZ ÇÜNKÜ ONLARDA BALİSTİK SİLAH VAR.
  • AYRICA HULKLAR SİLAH KULLANAMIYOR, ENGELLİ GİBİ GEZERSİN ARTIK.
  • TELEKİNEZİ ALIP SAKSILARLA NUKEOP DÖVEBİLİRSİN BELKİ..
  • CHAMELEON ALIP SAKLANABİLİRSİN.
  • BELKİ DE DWARF OLUP SENDİKACILARI BARDA İÇMEKLE OYALAYABİLİRSİN?

SCIENCE

RESEARCH DIRECTOR

  • AI'I AI SATTAN ALIP GÜVENLİ BİR YERE GÖTÜR.
  • ARAŞTIRMA İSTEYEN MİNERLARA SÖV.
  • DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
  • MAXCAP VE SİNGLECAP SPEEDRUN YAP.

SCIENTIST

  • MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMALARINI YAPMA.
  • YAPMA.

ARAŞTIRMAN GEREKEN ŞEYLER

  • STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
  • STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
  • STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
  • STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
  • STEP 5: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
  • STEP 6: RASTGELE BISEYLERE BAS (MİNİNG HARİÇ ÇÜNKÜ MADENCİLERİ SİKEYİM!! )
  • MEDICAL WEAPONRY ARAŞTIRMASIYLA PIERCING SYRINGE YAPABİLİRSİN, MODSUIT'İ DELEBİLİYOR, 15U LEXORIN BİR DAKİKADA NUKEOP ÖLDÜRÜR.

BAŞKA NE SİKİM VARSA!

  • XENOBİO OLMAZ.
  • ORDNANCE MY BELOVED!!
  • CIRCUITS YAPARSAN KAFANI ŞİŞLERİM.

ROBOTICIST

  • BORG YAP.
  • BORG YAP.
  • BORG YAP.
  • MECH YAP.
  • MECH YAP.

CARGO

QUARTERMASTER/CARGO TECHNICIAN

  • BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL.
  • PLAZMALARI SAT DAHA FAZLA BALİSTİK AL LAZER ALMA SAKIN!

QUARTERMASTER

  • KARGOYU HERKESE AÇIK YAP HERKES SİLAH ALSIN!
  • BÜTÇENİ HARCA

SHAFT MINER

  • PLAZMA KAZ.
  • EVA SUİTLE PKA DAMAGE MODULUYLE DISARI CIKIP SENDİKACILARI ÖLDÜR.

ENGINEERING

CHIEF ENGINEER

  • AI TAŞINMADIYSA TAŞI.
  • DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.

ENGINEER

  • DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.

ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN

  • ATMOSU KUR.
  • MAXCAP YAP!
  • GAMERGAS YAPARKEN NUKEOPLARA ÖL.

SECURITY

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

  • ÖLDÜR
  • ÖLDÜR
  • ÖLDÜR
  • ÖL

HEAD OF SECURITY

  • ARMORY'İ AÇ.
  • KAPTANI KORU.
  • ÖLDÜR

WARDEN

  • ARMORY'İ AÇ.
  • BRİG'İ AÇ.

SECURITY OFFICER

  • BULLETPROOF GİY.
  • BALİSTİK SİLAHINI AL
  • VALİDHUNT YAP.

COMMAND

CAPTAIN

  • GET THAT FUKKEN DISK
  • SET THE HOP OFFICE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY
  • GO RENAME YOUR STATION TO SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK YOU NUKE OPS"
  • GO BREAK YOUR ANTIQUE LASER GUN OUT
  • GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS
  • USE THE FUCKING TELEPORTER IDIOT
  • ARM UP
  • GO MOPE IN CARGO OR BRIG OR SOMETHING
  • RUN AWAY
  • DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO STAND AND FIGHT
  • YOU AREN'T AS BADASS OR AS ROBUST AS YOU THINK
  • RUN AWAY
  • OH WHAT'S THAT? A NICE MAN WITH A L6 AND ADRENALS?

HEAD OF PERSONNEL

  • DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
  • DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
  • LEAVE ALL ACCESS ID CARDS IN THE ID MODIFICATION CONSOLES AT ARRIVALS AND AT THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE THEMSELVES DIY ALL ACCESS CRY
  • DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
  • NAG THE CAPTAIN FOR HIS PINPOINTER AND THE SPARE
  • IF THERE IS NO CAPTAIN, DO HIS JOB
  • GET STUN PRODDED AND CABLE CUFFED BY THE GREYTIDE

SERVICE

JANITOR

  • UH, CLEAN SHIT I GUESS?
  • YOU GET A FREE BIOSUIT SO YOU MIGHT AVOID THE FUNGAL TB APOCALYPSE
  • YOU SHOULD ALSO CLEAN THE INFECTED BLOOD STAINS WHICH RESULT FROM THE FUNGAL TB GRENADES
  • ROBUST SOME OPS WITH YOUR MOP
  • MAYBE SLIP SOME POOR SOD WHO FORGOT TO BUY NO-SLIPS

BARTENDER

  • SHOOT THOSE OPERATIVES
  • QUADRUPLE/QUINTIPLE SEC IS USEFUL FOR HEALING
  • DOCTOR DELIGHT IS GOOD FOR HEALING
  • HEARTY PUNCH IS GOOD FOR HEALING
  • LAUGH AS MEDBAY DIES
  • OH BOY A BOMB JUST BROKE ALL THE GLASSES YOU MADE

COOK

  • UH, MAKE FOOD?
  • ROBUST THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR KITCHEN
  • MAYBE YOU CAN GET PETE TO AGGRO ONTO THE OPS
  • THEN THEY'RE FUCKED

BOTANIST

  • GO INTO CHEMISTRY WITH YOUR SHINY ALL ACCESS ID
  • ROBUST THE CHEMISTS
  • GET MUTAGEN
  • MUTATE TOMATOES INTO BLUESPACE TOMATOES AND KILLER TOMATOES, MUTATE FLY AMANITA INTO DESTROYING ANGEL
  • THROW BLUESPACE TOMATOES AT THE OPS TO FUCK WITH THEM
  • ACTIVATE YOUR KILLER TOMATOES TO GET THEM TO CHASE THE OPS
  • DESTROYING ANGEL CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POTENT POISONS IN THE GAME
  • THE PROBLEM IS TRYING TO GET THE POISONS INTO THEIR SYSTEM

CIVILIAN

ASSISTANT

  • GET ALL ACCESS FROM THE HOPCRY
  • RAID ARMORY
  • RAID BRIG
  • RAID CARGO
  • GET KILLED THE MOMENT THE OPS ARRIVE
  • BITCH IN DEAD CHAT

CLOWN

  • HONK HONK
  • ROBUST THE HOP AND STEAL ALL ACCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S HANDING IT OUT FOR FREE HONK HONKCRY
  • SLIP SECURITY
  • START A MANHUNT
  • THROW THE CAPTAIN OUT THE AIRLOCK
  • BWOINK

MIME


CHAPLAIN

  • ARM YOURSELF WITH THE HOLY CHAINSAW BLADE OF BITCHTITS
  • WALK AROUND LOOKING ALL COOL
  • TELL THE TWO ASSISTANTS IN YOUR CHAPEL THAT JESUS HATES THEM
  • YOUR CHAPEL GETS BOMBED DUE TO IT BEING CONVENIENTLY NEXT TO DEPARTURES AND BEING MUCH LESS TRAFFICKED
  • HAHA

CURATOR

  • WHIP THE GUNS OUT OF THOSE DASTARDLY SYNDIE'S HANDS
  • PICK UP A SYNDIE GUN
  • . . .
  • GET SHOT UP BY A STECHKIN PISTOL
  • WHISPER OUT WGW

LAWYER

  • "THE CLOWN'S GOT RIGHTS YOU KNOW"
  • ANNOY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PDA MESSAGES
  • GET A LYNCH MOB CALLED AGAINST YOU
  • RUN AWAY WITH A TIDE OF DAKKA RIGHT BEHIND YOU

SILICONS

AI

  • BITCH AT THE CREW THAT THE NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE HUMAN AND NOT TO HARM THEM YADDA YADDA UNTIL SOMEONE FINALLY CHANGES YOUR LAWS
  • THEN BITCH AT THE CREW TO PULL YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SATELLITE
  • THEN BITCH AT THE CREW BECAUSE THEY SHOVED YOUR ASS IN PLAIN SIGHT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE
  • THEN BITCH AT THE CREW ABOUT SUIT SENSORS
  • "NUKE OPS AT DEPARTURES"
  • PLASMA FLOOD DEPARTURES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
  • CALL OUT THE LOCATION OF THE CAPTAIN OVER COMMS EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS

CYBORG

  • DON'T BECOME A SERVICE OR JANITOR BORG
  • YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF CYBORG HELL IF YOU BECOME A SERVICE BORG IN A WAR OPS ROUND
  • DO YOUR JOB
  • DO YOUR JOB WELL
  • OH LOOKIE AN OP
  • OH LOOKIE I'M FUCKING DEAD
  • CRY BECAUSE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON YOU HAVE IS A FLASH AND THE ROBOTICISTS REFUSE TO INSTALL ANY UPGRADES IN YOU
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