ISTASYONU TERORISTLER BASTIGINDA NE YAPMALISIN

• MEDBAY FUNGAL TÜBERKÜLOZ KURBANLARIYLA DOLUYKEN CMO'NUN OFİSİNDE BIOSUITI İLE KEYİF ÇATMASI ÇOK MU ZORUNA GİDİYOR?
• ARAŞTIRMA PUANI BEKLERKEN SIRF UCUBE BİR MADENCİ ADVANCED MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMASI İSTEDİ DİYE PUANLAR HARCANIRKEN BAKAKALMAK ÇOK MU KOYUYOR?
• O ZAMAN KAFALARINA BİR TANE GEÇİR! (BEYİNLERİNİN İÇİ SU DOLU OLDUĞUNDAN MUHTEMELEN PEK BİR İŞE YARAMAYACAK.)

MEDIKAL

CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER

• MEDBAY KAPILARININ HEPSİNİ EMERGENCY'E AL.
• MEDBAY LOBİSİNE DEFİBRİLATÖR KUR.
• NE BİLEYİM BİŞEYLER YAP İŞTE. (GENELDE TÜBERKÜLOZ İLACI)
• DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
• AKIL SAĞLIĞINI KAYBETMEMEYE ÇALIŞ.

MEDICAL DOCTOR/VIROLOGIST/CHEMIST

TÜBERKÜLOZLA UĞRAŞ. BU KADAR BASİT.

• ADIM 1: MEDBAYDEN SPACEACİLİN AL.
• ADIM 2: KOYU MAVİ RENKLİ OLAN MEDKİT VAR YA? ONU AÇIP CONVERMOL ALCAN.
• ADIM 3: SIVIYI BEHERE DOLDUR.
• ADIM 4: ZORLA HERKESE İÇİR.
• ADIM 10: (OPSİYONEL): SONUNDA BİRİNİ İYİLEŞTİRMEYİ BECERDİN Mİ? KANINI AL VE VİROLOJİYE GÖTÜR. VAY BE SONSUZ İLA- KAPA ÇENENİ İLAÇLARI YERE KOYMA KİRLENİYOLAR SONRA HASTA OLUYONUZ.
• ADIM 839754: Ǎ̴̛̖͕̹͚̳͒̉̀͋K̵͇͘͝I̴̟͕̬̫̒̍͝͝Ḻ̴͖̥̏̃̉̆͜ ̶̙̓͗̔͆S̶̡̧̡͇̣̲͗̑͋̽̀͘A̸̟̫͎͝Ğ̶̳̲̘̤͑L̴͉̫̘̫̫͚̋Į̷͚̦͙̞̮͂̎Ğ̶͈̩̯̒̄̚Ỉ̶̡̱̭̳̂Ņ̶̳͇̊̈̅I̴̻̐̾̊̓̈́̀ ̷̧̳̳̏K̴̨͚̀͋͐̾Ȁ̸̡̬͇̇̊̊Y̸̢͔̬̹̣̲̑́̓̌͝B̶̻͊̌͊͒̓͠È̷̛̩͔͌T̶̘̘͂͒̈́̈́͌.

VIROLOGIST

• AWW IYILESTIRME VİRÜSÜ MÜ YAPTIN ÇOK İYİSİN
• HAY AMK!! TÜBERKÜLOZ DAHA GÜÇLÜYMÜŞ!
• HİKAYENİN ÖZETİ: SENİN O BOKTAN "İYİ VİRÜSLERİN" TÜBERKÜLOZ KARŞISINDA HİÇ BİR ŞEYE YARAMIYOR.
• İYİ VİRÜS YAPMAKLA ZAMANINI HARCAMA.
• AYRICA GİDİP KÖTÜ VİRÜS YAPIP SENDİKACILARA BASMAYA KALKMA. MODSUİTLERİ VAR SENİ BEYİN HASARLI PRİMAT.

GENETICIST

• HULK Bİ BOKA YARAMAZ ÇÜNKÜ ONLARDA BALİSTİK SİLAH VAR.
• AYRICA HULKLAR SİLAH KULLANAMIYOR, ENGELLİ GİBİ GEZERSİN ARTIK.
• TELEKİNEZİ ALIP SAKSILARLA NUKEOP DÖVEBİLİRSİN BELKİ..
• CHAMELEON ALIP SAKLANABİLİRSİN.
• BELKİ DE DWARF OLUP SENDİKACILARI BARDA İÇMEKLE OYALAYABİLİRSİN?

SCIENCE

RESEARCH DIRECTOR

• AI'I AI SATTAN ALIP GÜVENLİ BİR YERE GÖTÜR.
• ARAŞTIRMA İSTEYEN MİNERLARA SÖV.
• DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
• MAXCAP VE SİNGLECAP SPEEDRUN YAP.

SCIENTIST

• MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMALARINI YAPMA.
• YAPMA.

ARAŞTIRMAN GEREKEN ŞEYLER

• STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
• STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
• STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
• STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
• STEP 5: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
• STEP 6: RASTGELE BISEYLERE BAS (MİNİNG HARİÇ ÇÜNKÜ MADENCİLERİ SİKEYİM!! )
• MEDICAL WEAPONRY ARAŞTIRMASIYLA PIERCING SYRINGE YAPABİLİRSİN, MODSUIT'İ DELEBİLİYOR, 15U LEXORIN BİR DAKİKADA NUKEOP ÖLDÜRÜR.

BAŞKA NE SİKİM VARSA!

• XENOBİO OLMAZ.
• ORDNANCE MY BELOVED!!
• CIRCUITS YAPARSAN KAFANI ŞİŞLERİM.

ROBOTICIST

• BORG YAP.
• BORG YAP.
• BORG YAP.
• MECH YAP.
• MECH YAP.

CARGO

QUARTERMASTER/CARGO TECHNICIAN

• BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL.
• PLAZMALARI SAT DAHA FAZLA BALİSTİK AL LAZER ALMA SAKIN!

QUARTERMASTER

• KARGOYU HERKESE AÇIK YAP HERKES SİLAH ALSIN!
• BÜTÇENİ HARCA

SHAFT MINER

• PLAZMA KAZ.
• EVA SUİTLE PKA DAMAGE MODULUYLE DISARI CIKIP SENDİKACILARI ÖLDÜR.

ENGINEERING

CHIEF ENGINEER

• AI TAŞINMADIYSA TAŞI.
• DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.

ENGINEER

• DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.

ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN

• ATMOSU KUR.
• MAXCAP YAP!
• GAMERGAS YAPARKEN NUKEOPLARA ÖL.

SECURITY

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

• ÖLDÜR
• ÖLDÜR
• ÖLDÜR
• ÖL

HEAD OF SECURITY

• ARMORY'İ AÇ.
• KAPTANI KORU.
• ÖLDÜR

WARDEN

• ARMORY'İ AÇ.
• BRİG'İ AÇ.

SECURITY OFFICER

• BULLETPROOF GİY.
• BALİSTİK SİLAHINI AL
• VALİDHUNT YAP.

COMMAND

CAPTAIN

• GET THAT FUKKEN DISK
• SET THE HOP OFFICE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY
• GO RENAME YOUR STATION TO SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK YOU NUKE OPS"
• GO BREAK YOUR ANTIQUE LASER GUN OUT
• GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS
• USE THE FUCKING TELEPORTER IDIOT
• ARM UP
• GO MOPE IN CARGO OR BRIG OR SOMETHING
• RUN AWAY
• DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO STAND AND FIGHT
• YOU AREN'T AS BADASS OR AS ROBUST AS YOU THINK
• RUN AWAY
• OH WHAT'S THAT? A NICE MAN WITH A L6 AND ADRENALS?

HEAD OF PERSONNEL

• DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
• DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
• LEAVE ALL ACCESS ID CARDS IN THE ID MODIFICATION CONSOLES AT ARRIVALS AND AT THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE THEMSELVES DIY ALL ACCESS CRY
• DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS CRY
• NAG THE CAPTAIN FOR HIS PINPOINTER AND THE SPARE
• IF THERE IS NO CAPTAIN, DO HIS JOB
• GET STUN PRODDED AND CABLE CUFFED BY THE GREYTIDE

SERVICE

JANITOR

• UH, CLEAN SHIT I GUESS?
• YOU GET A FREE BIOSUIT SO YOU MIGHT AVOID THE FUNGAL TB APOCALYPSE
• YOU SHOULD ALSO CLEAN THE INFECTED BLOOD STAINS WHICH RESULT FROM THE FUNGAL TB GRENADES
• ROBUST SOME OPS WITH YOUR MOP
• MAYBE SLIP SOME POOR SOD WHO FORGOT TO BUY NO-SLIPS

BARTENDER

• SHOOT THOSE OPERATIVES
• QUADRUPLE/QUINTIPLE SEC IS USEFUL FOR HEALING
• DOCTOR DELIGHT IS GOOD FOR HEALING
• HEARTY PUNCH IS GOOD FOR HEALING
• LAUGH AS MEDBAY DIES
• OH BOY A BOMB JUST BROKE ALL THE GLASSES YOU MADE

COOK

• UH, MAKE FOOD?
• ROBUST THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR KITCHEN
• MAYBE YOU CAN GET PETE TO AGGRO ONTO THE OPS
• THEN THEY'RE FUCKED

BOTANIST

• GO INTO CHEMISTRY WITH YOUR SHINY ALL ACCESS ID
• ROBUST THE CHEMISTS
• GET MUTAGEN
• MUTATE TOMATOES INTO BLUESPACE TOMATOES AND KILLER TOMATOES, MUTATE FLY AMANITA INTO DESTROYING ANGEL
• THROW BLUESPACE TOMATOES AT THE OPS TO FUCK WITH THEM
• ACTIVATE YOUR KILLER TOMATOES TO GET THEM TO CHASE THE OPS
• DESTROYING ANGEL CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POTENT POISONS IN THE GAME
• THE PROBLEM IS TRYING TO GET THE POISONS INTO THEIR SYSTEM

CIVILIAN

ASSISTANT

• GET ALL ACCESS FROM THE HOPCRY
• RAID ARMORY
• RAID BRIG
• RAID CARGO
• GET KILLED THE MOMENT THE OPS ARRIVE
• BITCH IN DEAD CHAT

CLOWN

• HONK HONK
• ROBUST THE HOP AND STEAL ALL ACCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S HANDING IT OUT FOR FREE HONK HONKCRY
• SLIP SECURITY
• START A MANHUNT
• THROW THE CAPTAIN OUT THE AIRLOCK
• BWOINK

CHAPLAIN

• ARM YOURSELF WITH THE HOLY CHAINSAW BLADE OF BITCHTITS
• WALK AROUND LOOKING ALL COOL
• TELL THE TWO ASSISTANTS IN YOUR CHAPEL THAT JESUS HATES THEM
• YOUR CHAPEL GETS BOMBED DUE TO IT BEING CONVENIENTLY NEXT TO DEPARTURES AND BEING MUCH LESS TRAFFICKED
• HAHA

CURATOR

• WHIP THE GUNS OUT OF THOSE DASTARDLY SYNDIE'S HANDS
• PICK UP A SYNDIE GUN
• . . .
• GET SHOT UP BY A STECHKIN PISTOL
• WHISPER OUT WGW

LAWYER

• "THE CLOWN'S GOT RIGHTS YOU KNOW"
• ANNOY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PDA MESSAGES
• GET A LYNCH MOB CALLED AGAINST YOU
• RUN AWAY WITH A TIDE OF DAKKA RIGHT BEHIND YOU

SILICONS

AI

• BITCH AT THE CREW THAT THE NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE HUMAN AND NOT TO HARM THEM YADDA YADDA UNTIL SOMEONE FINALLY CHANGES YOUR LAWS
• THEN BITCH AT THE CREW TO PULL YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SATELLITE
• THEN BITCH AT THE CREW BECAUSE THEY SHOVED YOUR ASS IN PLAIN SIGHT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE
• THEN BITCH AT THE CREW ABOUT SUIT SENSORS
• "NUKE OPS AT DEPARTURES"
• PLASMA FLOOD DEPARTURES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
• CALL OUT THE LOCATION OF THE CAPTAIN OVER COMMS EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS

CYBORG

• DON'T BECOME A SERVICE OR JANITOR BORG
• YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF CYBORG HELL IF YOU BECOME A SERVICE BORG IN A WAR OPS ROUND
• DO YOUR JOB
• DO YOUR JOB WELL
• OH LOOKIE AN OP
• OH LOOKIE I'M FUCKING DEAD
• CRY BECAUSE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON YOU HAVE IS A FLASH AND THE ROBOTICISTS REFUSE TO INSTALL ANY UPGRADES IN YOU